Thursday, September 11, 2008

Jillian Michaels and I are in a fight.

Jillian and I have been spending some quality time together this week. I like to call these next couple of weeks “The three week cut the gut marathon session to look good in a bridesmaids dress at Jenn Martin’s wedding” (if anyone can think of a name catchier than that, that would probably be good.)..anyway, I am dieting, spending daily qt with Jillian and extending my dog walks to include more hills/speed. Many of you might remember Jillian from the hit series, “The Biggest Loser” where Jillian yelled at 300lb people enough to make them only weigh 150lbs. While her training might be effective, I think it’s having some serious effects on our friendship. Here is a letter I have drafted to Jillian about the past couple of days.

I don’t think we can be friends anymore. You yell at me at night and then make me not be able to walk the next day. You never ask me to lunch or coffee, you just flaunt your rock hard abs in my face and make me feel like a heifer. This is no way to sustain a relationship. I will see you tonight, but I don’t have to like it.
Love Jen

Hopefully this will get my point across.

Also, I promised a random blogger shout out to Eric Bogart, pretty much the god of excel. Thanks for your help yesterday!


bogart said...

Ahhhh a shout out!! Woo!

In other news, Jillian called me in tears... I think she saw your note. Apparently all she wanted to do was "feel needed."

Emily Malone said...

im obsessed with jillian. and bob for that matter. biggest loser is my favorite show - i am (sadly) counting down the days until next tuesday's premiere!

are you still living in mt. adams? that has to be a good workout walking the dog up and down those hills!

Jen Lilley said...

The Biggest Loser is the best show ever. I am much more of a Bob fan, but I had heard good things about Jillian's video. Man- THANK GOODNESS for dvr. I am obsessed with way too many tv shows...

and yes! still in Mt. Adams...the weather we've been having the past couple of days has been perfect hill walking weather! (or running 19 miles weather...whichever you prefer. haha)

Lindsey said...

i love jillian AND bob. But then neither one of them has made me workout until i cry. good luck lady!